外國的老爸這樣...回答他的孩子

小狗不乖

>> >>Subject: 外國的老爸這樣...回答他的孩子！
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>> >>*How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）*
>> >>*下次有小孩問你時，不用再害羞了，這個解答非常好*
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>> >>*Monday morning....need double expresso, and a joke to start with...*
>> >>*週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...*
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>> >>*"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"*
>> >>*「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」*
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>> >>*"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."*
>> >>*「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」*
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>> >>*"So why not today? Please!"*
>> >>*「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」*
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>> >>*"OK, but listen carefully."*
>> >>*「好吧，你仔細聽著！」*
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>> >>*"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.*
>> >>*「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識，*
>> >>*In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.*
>> >>*並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，*
>> >>*Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.*
>> >>*那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，*
>> >>*When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.*
>> >>*當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆，*
>> >>*Since it was too late to cancel or delete,*
>> >>*因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，*
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>> >>*nine months later we ended up with a virus."*
>> >>*就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」*

武扬

不好小， 怎么可以说成是病毒