Would you have sex with your son to save his life?

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ARKANSAS BAR
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[Night. Mr. Garrison Sr. sits by himself at the bar sipping a glass of beer while others around him chatter. A man in blue shirt approaches him]  


Patron 1: Ey, what's the matter there, Garrison? You look kinda sad.  
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Well, I'm having some troubles at home.  
Patron 1: Well, come on. Tell us about it. We always help each other out, don't we, fellas?  
Patron 2: [with mustache] Yeah.  
Patron 3: [with goatee] Yeah, that's right.  
Patron 1: Yeah.  
Mr. Garrison Sr.: All right. It's just that? I mean? We're all family men here, right?  
Patron 2: Sure!  
Patron 3: Yeah we are!  
Blond: [at a table] I am. I know that.  
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Well, can I ask you guys a difficult question?  
Patron 1: Absolutely.  
Patron 2: Of course.  
Patron 4: Yeah, man.  
Patron 5: Come on, Garrison!  
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Alright. Would you have sex with your son to save his life? [the others ponder the question]  
Patron 2: ?Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?  
Patron 1: Nono, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother? to save your father's life?  
Patrons: [wondering] Wooo, yeah.  
Patron 2: Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?  
Patron 1: Yeah.  
Patron 2: Oh, that's a tough one.  
Patron 3: Hmmm.  
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No no wait, uh, you don't understand.  
Blond: How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?  
Patrons: No, no, no way. No.  
Patron 6: But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.  
Patron 7: Yeup.  
Patron 8: Me, too.  
Patron 9: Well, I think that goes without saying.  
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Weh actually, I'm just? talking about a? son.  
Patron 8: Well, pesonally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?  
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Uh, he doesn't have a gun.  
Blond: The father doesn't have a gun?  
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No! Nobody's got a gun!  
Patron 3: I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it  
Patron 2: He could have a knife, though.  
Patron 1: Yeah.  
Patron 3: Sure.  
Patron 1: Yeah, a knife.  
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," ?I would have sex with myself.  
Patron 1: ?Yeah, I would [Mr. Garrison Sr. gets up and heads out the door]  
Patron 2: That's right.  
Patron 3: Uh huh.  
Bartender: That makes sense.  
Patron 10: Mm-hm.  
Patron 1: Wasn't that right?  
Patron 3: Mm, See?