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[经典] 環球小姐怎樣形容男性的性器官zz
Miss Universe's last Question
環球小姐最後一題
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
美國小姐：美國的男性器官象紳士。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立……
(Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own
Bullfight or
Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象鬥牛。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in
your
country?
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country
are like
gossip or rumors.
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官象流言。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
(Applause! Applause! Stan非常棒哦^__^ Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your
Country?
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like
thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象賊。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象勞力。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因為日夜勞「做」。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are
like Proton
car.
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官象Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is
very Kiasu
(Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15
minutes
before the
show is over.
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause!
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a
space plane.
中國小姐：中國的男性器官象航天飛機。
Question: How can you say so?
問：為什麼呢？
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few
minutes........
中國小姐：雖然不大，但幾分鐘內就可以把你送上雲端…… |
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