Originally posted by 麦香奶茶 at 2005-12-25 09:47 PM:
那也要看是在那位女性的哪个方向看到她了。
如果看到她的背部,我一定会盯着她的屁股看,看看是否够翘,然后转到腿,看看是否够直够长;
如果是看到她的正面,第一眼一定是脸,也就是说眼睛,然后转到整体。当然 ...
Originally posted by chinesehejing at 2005-12-25 09:50 PM:
正面首先是脸,除非她特别特别的高,那就只能看胸了han.gifhan.gifhan.gif
后面是屁股和腰,因为那时俺的弱项!blush.gif
侧面是眼睫毛,看到长的想占为己有,短的就当没看见!:D
Originally posted by 小春 at 2005-12-25 09:52 PM:
呵呵~~~~~~~~~~~挖哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~
想把我弄疯不成?
建议职业:人民教师或者人民警察。
Originally posted by 麦香奶茶 at 2005-12-25 21:57:
我也觉得教育事业其实挺适合我的。
Originally posted by chinesehejing at 2005-12-25 10:02 PM:
奶茶不喜欢老字,所以要去掉,而且她也不是循规蹈矩的人,所以要倒过来念
那就是
师奶!
Originally posted by 麦香奶茶 at 2005-12-25 22:03:
hit.gifhit.gifhit.gif
螃蟹静被我打啊打啊的,就习惯了。
Originally posted by chinesehejing at 2005-12-25 10:05 PM:
kiss.gifkiss.gifkiss.gifkiss.gifkiss.gifkiss.gifkiss.gifkiss.gifkiss.gif
好像正中下怀,我俩在什么sm or ms的!han.gif
Originally posted by 麦香奶茶 at 2005-12-25 22:07:
还SMS或者MSN呢!tired.gif
Originally posted by chinesehejing at 2005-12-25 10:14 PM:
奶奶说我家里是镶黄旗的!11.gif11.gif11.gif
Originally posted by 小春 at 2005-12-25 22:15:
我也是~哎~~~~~~~~不骗你~~~~~看来有亲戚啊
Originally posted by 胖胖鸭 at 2005-12-25 22:15:
: 还蟹格格~~
Originally posted by 麦香奶茶 at 2005-12-25 22:14:
你先把两道杠这个职务担任好,每天流氓至少3次。以后我会给你升职的。
香老师我现在要去欣赏美女拉。
螃蟹静看好其他流氓同学,要乖,知道吗。
88
Originally posted by 小春 at 2005-12-25 10:21 PM:
这是水吗??这是水吗????这不是水。。。。。
Originally posted by 小春 at 2005-12-25 22:20:
流氓我吧流氓我吧~~~~~~~~~
Originally posted by chinesehejing at 2005-12-25 10:25 PM:
倒过来读吧!哈哈!
Originally posted by 小春 at 2005-12-25 10:38 PM:
又见纯净水~~~~~~~~~
Originally posted by 飞跃重洋 at 2005-12-25 09:35 PM:
手。
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 10:51 PM:
:::逮到美女先给人家看手相!!
Originally posted by 小春 at 2005-12-25 10:54 PM:
这是高招啊~~~~~~~~~
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 10:56 PM:
这招10年前用还行,现在的小姑娘都猴精猴精的han.gif
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-25 10:57 PM:
那现在逮到小姑娘都去量三围么,卡卡
Originally posted by 小春 at 2005-12-25 10:57 PM:
看来对你不好使了~~~~~~~~~楼上哪里人??好象不是哥丁根的:(
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 10:59 PM:
俺是goettingen本地土人~~~~~~~~::::
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 10:59 PM:
俺是goettingen本地土人~~~~~~~~::::
Originally posted by 小春 at 2005-12-25 11:00 PM:
那你不来PARTY:mad:
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-25 11:00 PM:
挖,你是本地土妞啊,好啊好啊
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 11:03 PM:
你是本地土狗hit.gifhit.gifhit.gif
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-25 11:03 PM:
我倒,你的嘴巴真辣啊tired.gif:(
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 11:07 PM:
要想人不辣,除非己末辣,辣到最高点,心中有辣辣,两人山中来比辣,看是你辣还是我辣!! ::
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 22:51:
:::逮到美女先给人家看手相!!
Originally posted by buss at 2005-12-25 11:13 PM:
我在苦练看胸像
Originally posted by buss at 2005-12-25 23:13:
我在苦练看胸像
Originally posted by chinesehejing at 2005-12-25 11:16 PM:
有见地了高速我·!11.gif11.gif
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-25 11:17 PM:
我是高手挖,你有什么需要帮忙的嘛,卡卡
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 11:01 PM:
没人陪我啊,又不认识人.去了多尴尬啊
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 11:18 PM:
你是看人还是看狗?lol.giflol.gif
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-25 11:20 PM:
专门看你的,要不拉
Originally posted by 小春 at 2005-12-25 11:20 PM:
哦~~~~~~~~我是三岁的小孩子~
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 11:22 PM:
打死你这只小黄狗hit.gifhit.gifhit.gif
狗嘴里吐不出xx
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 22:51:
:::逮到美女先给人家看手相!!
Originally posted by 飞跃重洋 at 2005-12-25 23:23:
看手的原因,
是因为现在什么都可以是假的。。。
Originally posted by 飞跃重洋 at 2005-12-25 11:23 PM:
看手的原因,
是因为现在什么都可以是假的,
只有手不能作假,
是天生丽质,
还是后天雕琢,
是大家闺秀,
还是小家碧玉,
是清纯可人,
还是狂野撩人,
一看手就都清楚了,
记得那 ...
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 23:28:
卡卡,都是废话,看手上有没有戒指才是真的.lol.giflol.gif
Originally posted by 飞跃重洋 at 2005-12-25 11:33 PM:
有没有戒指不重要,
我们狮子座男生的做法是:
没有戒指,正好,送她一个。
有戒指,作为第三者,勾引过来。
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-25 11:34 PM:
你好象对自己很有自信啊,卡卡,支持你一下,螃蟹静你要不
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 11:35 PM:
我作证,她有戒指.戒指的个头还不小呢::
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-25 11:39 PM:
飞跃不是说有没有戒指的他都搞的定么lol.gif
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 11:51 PM:
恩~~~~~~
难道他 天赋异禀??koushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gi
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-25 11:51 PM:
你好黄啊,卡卡
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-25 11:58 PM:
你个黄胖子又想到哪去了hit.gifhit.gifhit.gif
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-26 12:22 AM:
形容what?
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-26 12:28 AM:
男人才有的东西啊
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-26 12:28 AM:
胡子?::
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-26 12:30 AM:
我答对了么?答对了快给奖啊
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-26 12:31 AM:
............给你个红烧大牛鞭,公牛才有地东西,卡卡
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-26 12:33 AM:
han.gifhan.gif死黄胖子!!!
:mad::mad::mad:
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-26 12:34 AM:
你明明知道答案的还要我做坏人,你最坏拉han.gifhan.gif
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-26 12:35 AM:
tired.giftired.giftired.gif
俺是淑女~~~~~~~
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-26 12:36 AM:
挖卡卡,好淑女,还在那量人家长度那,卡卡lol.gif
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-26 12:39 AM:
那是你说的.我只是检查身体:D
Originally posted by 小胖子哦 at 2005-12-26 12:41 AM:
挖卡卡,给男人检查"身体"
Originally posted by 香草玫瑰 at 2005-12-26 12:48 AM:
我是医生!!请尊重科学.不要满脑子都是黄黄的!!!!!!
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