标题: The Husband Store [打印本页] 作者: Iricce 时间: 2006-3-6 18:33 标题: The Husband Store
> A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
> woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
> is a description of how the store operates.
>
> You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes
> of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is,
> however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you
> may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
> the building!
>
>
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
>
>
> On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
> jobs.
>
> The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>
> The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and
> are extremely good looking.
>
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
>
> She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
> jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
>
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>
> Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
> have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
> have a strong romantic streak.
>
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
> men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.作者: 莫洛托夫 时间: 2006-3-6 18:51
