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标题: 不骗你,我听过的最经典的笑话,建议置顶。 [打印本页]

作者: 我是热心人    时间: 2005-5-21 13:03     标题: 不骗你,我听过的最经典的笑话,建议置顶。



Sex in Bed

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and have at it. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences a repeat performance.
The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again. The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times.
During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself. So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed, ... and finds four Chinese men.

作者: 我是热心人    时间: 2005-5-21 13:03

一个中国男人安排了个圈套,约了一个上钩的妓女傍晚的时候来他的房间。妓女一到两人就脱掉衣服,爬上床做起爱来。刚刚做完,这个中国人就跳了起来,奔到窗边,做了个深呼吸,钻入床下,从床的另一边爬出来,跳回床上和这个妓女开始了另一次做爱。
  妓女在第二次的云雨中兴致勃勃甚觉新鲜。刚刚做完,这个中国人又跳了起来,奔到窗边,做了个深呼吸,钻入床下,从床的另一边爬出来,跳回床上和这个妓女再一次地开始。随着这样连续地做了四次,这个妓女激情四射。
  在重复的第五次做爱中,她兴奋地决定自己也试一试。所以当他们做完了,她就跳了起来,跑向窗边深深地呼吸了一下新鲜空气,钻入床下,……她看到了

















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