经典的中式英文

哦，跑~

1. we two who and who？

　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2．how are you ? how old are you?

　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3．you don\'t bird me,I don\'t bird you
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then

　　say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6．you me you me

　　　　7．You Give Me Stop!!

　　　8．know is know noknow is noknow

　　9．WATCH SISTER

　　 表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken mouse\'\'son　can make hole!!
11．American Chinese not enough
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
3．heart flower angry open
14．go past no mistake past
15．小明：I am sorry!

　　 老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three!

　　 老外：What are you sorry for?

　　小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
18．you have two down son。

　　你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die

　　有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don\'\'t wanna face,you lose you

　　face ,I turn my　face