中国式英语

一宝刀

1. we two who and who ?------------------------------------咱俩谁跟谁阿

2. how are you ? how old are you?-----------------------------------------怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you--------------------------------------你不 鸟我，我也 不 鸟你

4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ -----------------你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! -----------------有事起奏，无事退朝

6. you me you me -----------------彼此彼此

7. You Give Me Stop!! -----------------你给我站住！


8. know is know noknow is noknow -------------------------知之为知之，不知为不知 …


9. WATCH SISTER ----------------------------- 表妹



10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!! ------------------------------------龙生龙，凤生凤 ，老鼠的儿子会打洞！


11. American Chinese not enough ------------------------美中不足


12. one car come one car go ,two car PengPeng, people die ------------------------------------------车祸现场描述


13. heart flower angry open------------------------------------------心花怒放


14. go past no mistake past-------------------------------------- 走过路过，不要错过


15. 小明： I am sorry!

　　老外： I am sorry too!
　　
　　 小明： I am sorry three!
　　
　　 老外： What are you sorry for?
　　
　　 小明： I am sorry five!
　　

16. If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! ---------------------------------------要钱没有，要命一条
　　
17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. -------------------------------我叫李老大，今年 25 。
　　
18. you have two down son ----------------------------------你有两下子。
　　
19. as far as you go to die --------------------------有多远，死多远！！ ！ ！
　　
20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face ---------------------------------------给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
21.you ask me,me ask who?你问我，我问谁？

一宝刀

we two who and who 这个应该是咱俩谁和谁