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Proof that Girls are evil



1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
See? I told you. :)

it's right. girls are evils.
so in my college life, I never fall in love with any girl. on the other hand, I don't study either.
because I suppose study is failure.
study = not failure (1)
not study = failure (2)
(1)+(2),then you can get:
(1+not)study = (1+not)failure
study = failure

so, never study.
never study and love girls
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明显不对啊,出去约会的时候花钱都是boy啊~~所以boy只等于time

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哇,不会吧~~出去约会你付帐??

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等等,貌似最近出去吃饭都是mm请我的,嘿嘿~~~

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