前台小姐的搞笑英文

峰

昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的：

前台小姐：“Hello.”

老外：“Hi.”

前台小姐：“You have what thing？”

老外：“Can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？”

老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”

前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”

前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”

散落波恩的鸽子

这个前台小姐已经很不简单了，居然会使用ON EARTH这个短语表示“究竟”dozingoff.

大尾巴

看过，还是蛮好笑

孟婆

神人!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kessyding

她是想用ON EARTH说“到底”吧。

wilma

呵呵，真逗，不知道咱们说的德语在外国人眼里什么样