前台小姐的超强英语

AT700-YY

刚才来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较
清闲，面带微笑的：

前台小姐：“hello.”

老外：“hi.”

前台小姐：“you have what thing？”

老外：“can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？”

老外：“can anybody else speak english？”

前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, yo
u
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”

老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？”

前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”


老外：“i want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！”

chinesehejing

老大，这个帖子是不是你自己在若干年前发过了？

oldqiao

搞笑啊，厉害

晒月亮的拖鞋

经典,顶... 哈哈

晒月亮的拖鞋

speak fact,i not ding,who ding ?

≮独舞轻盈≯

笑死我了·

buss

Originally posted by 晒月亮的拖鞋 at 2005-2-12 01:34:
speak fact,i not ding,who ding ?

i and u together ding!

chinesehejing

you not ding, i not ding, there who ding a ,yes not?

buss

Originally posted by chinesehejing at 2005-2-12 10:46:
you not ding, i not ding, there who ding a ,yes not?

yes！all his mother no repeat！

henghenghaha

i also come ding one down

really his mother well play, so speaking english!!!!!