嘿嘿 大家来练练英语

2 married women go to the horse race on sundays.

They decide to bet One says "We have no clue, what number should we bet?"
The other one says "what is your bra size?"
"L5, why"
" Ok mine is X4, so let's bet on 54 as combination of the numbers"
So they bet all money on 54 .... and really 54 wins.
So they go and tell their husbands with all money in their pockets
how they won
Next sunday the 2 husbands go to the horse race as well. They
remember the logic of their wives and so askes "We also have no clue how to bet, what number to pick

"No problem" says the first

"How many times can you make love to your wife a night ???"
" 4 times easily:"
" okay, I can 3 times"
So they bet all their money on 43 ... and loose, as the winner is 11.
" Damn, we should have been honest

今天  你碎石了没有

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原帖由 胖胖鸭 于 2006-5-23 23:37 发表
嘿嘿

俺滴英语还没全忘~~

嘿嘿 我也是 我觉得我一看这些东西我的英语就全记起来了

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原帖由 欺负大象 于 2006-5-23 23:40 发表

嘿嘿 我也是 我觉得我一看这些东西我的英语就全记起来了


你为什么只对她说不对我说。。。no.gif
今天  你碎石了没有

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原帖由 busa 于 2006-5-23 23:44 发表


你为什么只对她说不对我说。。。no.gif


光傻乐,一看就是不懂装懂
跟我们这些英语好的怎么比啊~ lol.gif

PS: 俺可有4级证 :girl.gif

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原帖由 胖胖鸭 于 2006-5-23 23:47 发表


光傻乐,一看就是不懂装懂
跟我们这些英语好的怎么比啊~ lol.gif

PS: 俺可有4级证 :girl.gif


拉倒  中关村10分钟就办一个出来~
今天  你碎石了没有

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原帖由 busa 于 2006-5-23 23:44 发表


你为什么只对她说不对我说。。。no.gif

说。。。

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原帖由 busa 于 2006-5-23 23:48 发表


拉倒  中关村10分钟就办一个出来~


不用那么远,人大门口就行

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原帖由 胖胖鸭 于 2006-5-23 23:52 发表


不用那么远,人大门口就行


:han.gif

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