(funny) Typing mistake can be serious (zt)

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>> > > > 1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing

>> > > > her B.Ed exams, which the father received as
>> > > > "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
>> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
>> > > >
>> > > > 2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill
>> > > > station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were
>> > > > here."
>> > > > The message received by the wife was "I wish you were
>> > > > her."
>> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
>> > > >
>> > > > 3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by
>> > > > throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The
>> > > > salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the
>> > > > cake.
>> > > >
>> > > > He thought for a moment and said, "put > > getting
>> > > > older but you are getting better".
>> > > >
>> > > > The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?" The
>> > > > man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the
>> > > > top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.'
>> > > >
>> > > > When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests
>> > > > were aghast at the message on the cake.
>> > > >
>> > > > It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you
>> > > > are getting better at the bottom"
>> > > >
>> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
>> > > > Morals of the Story:
>> > > > 1. Double proof read everything before you send.
>> > > > 2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.
>> > > >