爱情测试:一封与众不同的情书及美妙的回复!_搞笑测试_笑话集-左右键可切换笑话

搞笑测试  爱情测试:一封不同凡响的情书及美好的回复!

爱情,是一个永恒的话题!人一旦碰到爱情,就会激发他(她)无穷的发明力。比如这封来自远古的情书,再比方这封火星文的情书,再再好比这封暗藏在摩斯密码中的情书……而下面这个又是一封情书,一封异乎寻常的情书,看看吧,说不定你会用得到!



我最敬爱的Reshma,请答复下面的问卷,计分如下:

A、10分 B、5分 C、3分

①每次你走进教室,你的眼光总会落在我身上,是由于:
A、爱我 B、不由自主要看到我 C、真的么?我有这么做么?

②每次教学讲笑话,你都会大笑并转过火看我,是因为:
A、你老是喜欢看我笑 B、你想知道我喜欢不喜欢笑话 C、你被我的笑颜吸引

③当你在班上唱歌,我一进来你就立刻不唱了,是因为:
A、你不好心思在我眼前唱歌 B、我的呈现影响到你了 C、你担忧我会不会喜欢你唱的歌

④当你展现童年照片的时候,我向你要,但你把它藏起来了,是因为:
A、你感到害羞 B、你认为不自由 C、你不知道

⑤出游的时候,我和朋友都向你伸出手要拉你一把,然而你只拉住了他的手,是因为:
A、你想看到我扫兴 B、一旦握住了我的手,你就不想放开 C、你不晓得

⑥你昨天等车的时候,却不上车……
A、你在等我 B、你在想着我,没留神到车来了 C、车太挤了

⑦你爸妈来学校的时候,你把我介绍给他们,是因为:
A、我将成为你的新郎 B、你只想知道你爸妈怎么看我 C、就是想把我先容给他们

⑧我说过我喜欢女孩带玫瑰。第二天你头上就戴了朵玫瑰花,是因为:
A、满意我的欲望 B、你喜欢玫瑰花 C、碰劲你有朵玫瑰花

⑨那天,是我诞辰。你一大早6:00就到了庙里,是因为:
A、你愿望跟我一起祷告 B、你想在我生日那天第一个见到我 C、因为你有信奉,所以想在庙里祝愿我

假如你的得分超过40,你就是爱上我了,赶紧说出来吧!如果你的得分在30-40之间,恋情已经在你心中含苞待发!如果你的得分低于30,你还在猜忌到底爱不爱我?

衷心等待你的回复……

爱你的,Aakash



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Aakash,请回答下面的断定题。

①如果有人坐在第一排,个别来说当别人进入教室,会看到他们。
A、是 B、否

②当一个女孩笑、瞟见所有人的时候,这是爱情么?
A、是 B、否

③唱歌的时候忘了词,他/她会不会停下来?
A、是 B、否

④我那时候正在给我的女性朋友看我小时候的照片,你把凑上来了,对么?
A、是 B、否

⑤我不想在出游的时候拉你的手,你还不明确么?
A、是 B、否

⑥我不该在公车站等我的好友人Anjali么?
A、是 B、否

⑦我不该把你当作一个朋友介绍给我爸妈么?
A、是 B、否

⑧你还说你爱好莲花、花椰菜,香蕉开的花,对吧?
A、是 B、否

⑨那是你的生日啊?之所以我会在庙里看见你,是因为我天天都去庙里,你知道么?
A、是 B、否

如果你有任何一个谜底是“是”,那么我并不喜欢你。如果你回答了“不是”,那你基本不懂得什么是爱,盼望你都清楚了!



  附上英文原文,感到上面的译文有的处所不流利,烦请粗通英文的同窗给斧正一下。

My Dearest Reshma,Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options(A) 10 marks(b) 5marks and(c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn""t control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I""ll like your song

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don""t know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend""s because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won""t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don""t know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn""t get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn""t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don""t delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it""s getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash



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Aakash,Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn""t you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No

7) Shouldn""t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana""s flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That""s why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don""t know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.


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