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找了半个多小时,终于从mop找到牛帖子了
Proof that Girls are evil
1: First we state that girls require money and time
Girls = Time x Money
2: And we all know: time is money
Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2
3: And because money is the root of all evil
Money = Evil ^ 0.5
Therefore:
Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2
4: And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
See? I told you. :)
it's right. girls are evils.
so in my college life, I never fall in love with any girl. on the other hand, I don't study either.
because I suppose study is failure.
study = not failure (1)
not study = failure (2)
(1)+(2),then you can get:
(1+not)study = (1+not)failure
study = failure
so, never study.
never study and love girls |
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