上班族之2003悲歌

你有没有?



You know you're living in 2003 when...
你知道你身在2003年,当你..

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
不小心在微波炉上输入你的密码

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
几年没用真的纸牌玩单人牌戏

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
你有15支电话号码可以让去联络你们家3个人

4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
传伊媚儿给坐在你隔壁桌的同伴

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have e-mail addresses.
和朋友失去联系的原因是他们没有电子信箱

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a
business manner.
从漫长一天的工作中回到家,你仍用一副公事公办的态度讲电话

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.
在家打电话,会不小心按到"9"拨外线

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different
companies.
坐在同张桌子前四年,替三家公司工作过

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10.30 news.
你从10点半的新闻中得知自己失业的消息

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
你老板没有处理你手中事情的能力

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-
service-awards.
约聘人员超过固定职员,而且更有可能长期做下去

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE....
真正的关键是.....

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
你读了整篇文章,还一直边笑边点头

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends"
读这篇文章的时候,你想到要把文章转寄给朋友

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more,
except to send you jokes from the net.
你收到一个只寄网络笑话却不再和你说话的朋友寄来的这封电子邮件

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No.9 !
你太忙了,以至于没发现少了第9项

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9
你真的把窗口上拉去检查是否第9项
用影子恋爱,用右手写字,用左眼流泪
过着不用吸食牛奶的生活
努力享受生活,不要问我过的好不好
我只有一种回答,能活着就是幸福
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Re:上班族之2003悲歌

呵呵~~我也拉上去看第9项了拉
用影子恋爱,用右手写字,用左眼流泪
过着不用吸食牛奶的生活
努力享受生活,不要问我过的好不好
我只有一种回答,能活着就是幸福

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2004年一切都会好起来!!!
有朋自远方来

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Originally posted by ch_in at 2004-1-9 23:48:
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9
你真的把窗口上拉去检查是否第9项


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look at this real 悲歌。。

look at this real  悲歌。。look at this real  悲歌。。
A Dreaming Beauty

Across the open fields, on burial ground
Beside the ancient lake, through painful screams
When pride of darkness rise, upon the sky
We are marching, side by side

A darkness feeling our pride
The moonchild crying in the sky
Screaming echos in the air
Feel the burning flame inside
A kiss of death I will receive
For invoking melodies
Evil spheres enclose my soul
Awaiting (a) mournful symphony

Shadows are grasping - devouring misery
Shining of demons - destroying my faith

From the darkest abyss
Where the laughter pierce the air
They arrive with thunderstorms form the sky
Bloodred melodies
When the silence crushed by dead
As they riding through my soul and my fear

Lying in the shadows
In the place where roses die
Dreaming beauty waiting for her bloodred kiss of death
As the angels singing echos in the torpid sphere of dark

Awaiting in the shadows
Wolves running by my side
Damnation reach the beauty
Wept upon the waveless lake
A velvet painting appearing
On the bloodred moonlight sky

Shadows are grasping - devouring misery
Shining of demons - destroying my faith

Through the spheres of pain
Spirits running to the place
As they hearing your screaming pain
Serenades in red
Darkness falls upon thy veil
As they (are) whispering my name in the air

Lying in the shadows
In the place where roses die
Dreaming beauty waiting for her bloodred kiss of death
As the angels singing echos in the torpid sphere of night

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