假如我是奥特曼

假如我是奥特曼，最好是宇宙英雄-艾斯奥特曼。我就会维护宇宙的和平。我不像其他的兄弟那样，一天到晚只在日本打怪兽。我要把“维护和平”全宇宙化。在世界五大洲各大国都设立举报热线，作到一出事就赶到现场。而且出了打侵入地球的宇宙人，而且还要主动出机，击败最强的，看中了地球的巴尔坦星人。而且还要巡逻银河系内外，铲除一切对地球不利的物质。当然，要做到这种大规模的灭兽运动，光靠我一个奥特曼是不行的，我还要同意奥特星球，实行服役制。并把地球人的“马歹刂主义”“毛氵圣东思想”“江氵圣民理论”等好的建议带到奥特星球，让他们作到“文武双全”。而且建设禾口讠皆宇宙，根本是从娃娃抓起。培养良好“环平研究小奥特”。
做到宇宙统一，宇宙和平，这就是我的最大愿望。If I Were Ultraman
If I were Ultraman, the best would be Ultraman Ace. I’d keep peacein the universe. I wouldn’t be like my brothers, fighting monsters inJapan all day. I’d universalize “peace-keeping.” I’d set up reportinghotlines in all the major countries of all the continents in the world,so that I’d be able to there as soon as any incidents happened. And I’dfight the aliens who invaded Earth, and I’d also take the initiativeand defeat the strongest Baltans who have their eye on Earth. And I’dpatrol all throughout the galaxy, rooting out everything that wouldharm Earth. Of course, I couldn’t simply rely on myself, a singleUltraman, to accomplish such a large-scale monster destruction. I’dhave to unite the world of Ultra and start up a military service, andthen bring the fine suggestions of Earth’s Marxism-Leninism, Mao ZedongThought, and Jiang Zemin Theory to the world of Ultra so that they canexcel at both thought and combat. And build a harmonious universe,which needs to start from the very young. So bring up good “littleUltras.”*
To be able to unite the universe and keep peace is my greatest desire.