前台小姐的超强英语

刚才来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较
清闲,面带微笑的:

前台小姐:“hello.”

老外:“hi.”

前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

老外:“can you speak english?”

前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

老外:“can anybody else speak english?”

前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, yo
u
can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”


老外:“i want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”
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老大,这个帖子是不是你自己在若干年前发过了?
君子小人,总在一念思量

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经典,顶... 哈哈

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speak fact,i not ding,who ding ?

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笑死我了·
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Originally posted by 晒月亮的拖鞋 at 2005-2-12 01:34:
speak fact,i not ding,who ding ?



i and u together ding!

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you not ding, i not ding, there who ding a ,yes not?
君子小人,总在一念思量

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Originally posted by chinesehejing at 2005-2-12 10:46:
you not ding, i not ding, there who ding a ,yes not?


yes!all his mother no repeat!

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i also come ding one down

really his mother well play, so speaking english!!!!!
一切有为法
如电亦如露
如梦幻泡影
当作如是观

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