人是怎样被制造的

henghenghaha

\"Daddy? How did I come into this world?\"

\"Well, my child, some day I\'ll have to tell you any way.

\"So why not today? Please!\"

\"OK, but listen carefully.\"

\"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.

In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad\'s memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.

Since it was too late to cancel or delete,

...nine months later we ended up with a virus.\"

茉莉花猫

Originally posted by YOUYOULI at 2005-3-2 20:08:
小笼包刚出笼的时候烫的吓死人，你绝对不可能以优雅的姿势吃下去，龇牙咧嘴的，毫无美感！
还有甜的腻人的杭州菜，想到就牙疼！

[size=3.5]口味不一样!
不过, 偶没有什么特别的口味,
哪个地方的菜, 我都喜欢吃.

[ Last edited by 茉莉花猫 on 2005-3-2 at 20:15 ]

YOUYOULI

小笼包刚出笼的时候烫的吓死人，你绝对不可能以优雅的姿势吃下去，龇牙咧嘴的，毫无美感！
还有甜的腻人的杭州菜，想到就牙疼！

Originally posted by 茉莉花猫 at 2005-3-2 20:03:
[size=3.5]热衷于品尝美食，常去信义路的鼎泰丰餐厅。餐厅各楼层壁挂的水墨画精品，让食客不只动员味蕾、嗅觉欢享细致柔腻的小笼汤包，也能动员视觉感官优游晃神于笔简义远，遗貌取神的精品水墨境界中 ...

茉莉花猫

Originally posted by liris-me at 2005-3-2 19:57:
youyou 是美食家吗？又会做，又会吃。

[size=3.5]热衷于品尝美食，常去信义路的鼎泰丰餐厅。餐厅各楼层壁挂的水墨画精品，让食客不只动员味蕾、嗅觉欢享细致柔腻的小笼汤包，也能动员视觉感官优游晃神于笔简义远，遗貌取神的精品水墨境界中。

细致润滑的小笼汤包和着如日剧「美味关系」中形容的「幸福的汤」，滑入唇齿之间。喜悦的经典，甜美的霖汁。那种温润与滑腻，在唇与舌之间滑动。刚出蒸笼，挤得出汁液来的薄滑白皮，蕴涵温热的汤汁，一咬就在唇舌之间喷洒而出。

此外杭州西湖畔「山外山楼外楼」的东坡肉与西湖醋溜鱼，也是引人回味再三，惊为逸品!

YOUYOULI

Originally posted by liris-me at 2005-3-2 19:57:
youyou 是美食家吗？又会做，又会吃。

YOUYOULI

肚子破开，内脏清干净，然后填上花瓣！糊上泥，放入火里烤！

Originally posted by 茉莉花猫 at 2005-3-2 19:57:

[size=3.5]这身臭皮囊你们可以拿去,
至于花, 那是我跟人借的.

liris-me

Originally posted by YOUYOULI at 2005-3-2 07:55 PM:
不过你的猫肉会带花香！煲汤应该不错！ 香妃再世阿！koushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gi

youyou 是美食家吗？又会做，又会吃。

茉莉花猫

Originally posted by YOUYOULI at 2005-3-2 19:55:
不过你的猫肉会带花香！煲汤应该不错！ 香妃再世阿！koushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gi

[size=3.5]这身臭皮囊你们可以拿去,
至于花, 那是我跟人借的.

YOUYOULI

不过你的猫肉会带花香！煲汤应该不错！ 香妃再世阿！koushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gikoushui.gi

Originally posted by 茉莉花猫 at 2005-3-2 19:52:

[size=3.5]据说猫肉是酸的,
不好吃.
嘻嘻

henghenghaha

不是说可以蘸糖了么