李长春 vs.王歧山 zt

真精不怕火恋

李长春由北京市长王歧山陪同视察市容。走到一处药店，牌子上写着：北京市长春药店。

王歧山向李长春打趣道："您的药店开到北京来了，够腐败的"。
李长春回敬道："这是您市长大人的专用药店啊！"

老猫

原帖由 真精不怕火恋 于 2006-2-4 22:06 发表
李长春由北京市长王歧山陪同视察市容。走到一处药店，牌子上写着：北京市长春药店。

王歧山向李长春打趣道："您的药店开到北京来了，够腐败的"。
李长春回敬道："这是您市长大人的专用药店啊！ ...

老李不愧是政治局常委，脑子就是好使。只是排名第八有些屈才了，十七大后将有一番作为。yes.gif

[ 本帖最后由 老猫 于 2006-8-18 15:11 编辑 ]

真精不怕火恋

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真精不怕火恋

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause were going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We dont use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kitchen."