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johnsilver

Proof that Girls are evil



1: First we state that girls require money and time

Girls = Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that
Girls = Evil
See? I told you. :)

it's right. girls are evils.
so in my college life, I never fall in love with any girl. on the other hand, I don't study either.
because I suppose study is failure.
study = not failure (1)
not study = failure (2)
(1)+(2),then you can get:
(1+not)study = (1+not)failure
study = failure

so, never study.
never study and love girls

天空1030

:han.gif原来是Money，一开始开成了Monkey~~~~

宫女

原帖由 johnsilver 于 2006-9-19 19:13 发表
明显不对啊，出去约会的时候花钱都是boy啊～～所以boy只等于time

好像是自愿的吧，你问问哪个boy会在约会时让girl花钱，就算girl真的想花的话。
所以说，自愿的东西不要抱怨，有种你别干lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif

桑子

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AA啦，不过不约会就不用花额外的钱

所以依然Boys= Time x Moneylol.giflol.giflol.gif

johnsilver

等等，貌似最近出去吃饭都是mm请我的，嘿嘿～～～

johnsilver

哇，不会吧～～出去约会你付帐？？

桑子

对我来说Boys= Time x Money

johnsilver

明显不对啊，出去约会的时候花钱都是boy啊～～所以boy只等于time

桑子

可是对boys也成立啊

1: First we state that boys require money and time

Boys= Time x Money

2: And we all know: time is money

Boys = Money x Money = Money ^2

3: And because money is the root of all evil

Money = Evil ^ 0.5

Therefore:

Boys= (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2

4: And we are forced to conclude that
Boys= Evil
See? I told you.

johnsilver

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