经典的中式英文

哦，跑~

1. we two who and who？

　　 咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2．how are you ? how old are you?

　　 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3．you don\'t bird me,I don\'t bird you
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then

　　say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

　　有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6．you me you me

　　　　7．You Give Me Stop!!

　　　8．know is know noknow is noknow

　　9．WATCH SISTER

　　 表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken mouse\'\'son　can make hole!!
11．American Chinese not enough
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
3．heart flower angry open
14．go past no mistake past
15．小明：I am sorry!

　　 老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three!

　　 老外：What are you sorry for?

　　小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.
18．you have two down son。

　　你有两下子。
19．as far as you go to die

　　有多远，死多远！！！！
20．I give you face you don\'\'t wanna face,you lose you

　　face ,I turn my　face

茉莉花猫

[size=3.5]1、good good study,day day up
好好学习，天天向上
2、horse horse tiger tiger
马马虎虎
3、go and look!
走着瞧

4、go to head
去个头
5、give you some color see see
给你点颜色看看

how are you?
怎么是你?

how old are you?
怎么老是你？！

where,where
哪里，哪里


I GIVE YOU FACE YOU DONT GIVE ME FACE，
I TURN MY FACE YOU LOST YOUR FACE！
我给你脸你不要脸，我会翻脸你真丢脸！


红颜知己--red face konw me


PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA
人山人海


you mater cleanlily zhe board board shoes
go you mater
king eight egg


who 怕 who

I 服了 U


we are one home people
我们是一家人


Do early fuck every day!
每天都做早操


you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!
有话快说，有屁快放！

wash wash and sleep!


FUCK DO COMPUTER！
操作电脑


WATCH SISTER
表妹


You talk like breaking the wind!!!
你说话像放屁一样!!!


we are brothers who and who
咱哥俩，谁跟谁啊，


What’s your name
我*你母


I time time miss you!
我时时想着你


f**king good 干得好


if you old three old four,i will give you some color to see see


open open heart heart


you want money,i have no
you want life,i have one
要钱没有，要命一条~~

The king who is fucking is the son of the king who fucked


The car kiss the anthor car!


no nessaryy old three old four.
不要老三老四

no door！没门
应该是no way！


floor pig （楼猪）


give you color see see

这是我大学同学的口头谗！

you don’t old three old four,i give you color to see see
你不要老三老四，我给你点颜色看看！



design chance 低三下四
dance shopping 东施效颦
changing warmer 千军万马
more ming cheer miaow 莫名其妙

After I doing something
AIDS(艾滋病)

chinesehejing

I turn my　face

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